沒有案件的日子～

偵探的網站留言試翻～時間點是醫生入住後～
咱懶得截圖了，於是直接將文字抓下來，想看原版的請點這裡。
是說，偵探這裡的留言都沒有日期的，真是討厭啊@@
喔，因為是沒案件的日子嘛，所以，跟案子直接相連的就省了。

(1)2/1日(第一集結束後)


SH
Another case closed. Anyone? Anything? Is the whole world just going to let me die of lethargy???!!!!
另一個案子結束了。沒有人嗎?沒有任何事嗎?全世界打算讓我暈睡而死嗎???!!!!


Anonymous
I've emailed you a little message. A little game to play. I do like games.
我寄給你一封小小的訊息。一個小小的遊戲。我喜歡遊戲。


SH
A secret code? I can't be bothered with that.
一個密碼?我真懶得理它。


Anonymous
You'll like this one.
你會喜歡這個的。


SH
Nope. Bored already. Anyone want to decipher this for me? Details here on the Hidden Messages page.
不，這無聊的很。有人想要替我解碼的嗎?詳情在這裡。


theimprobableone
i will i will
我來我來


John Watson
I'm stumped.
我困惑了


SH
Well, that's hardly a surprise
嗯，這一個也不意外


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(2)戒菸中……不是貼了貼片嗎……


SH
I would kill every one of you for a cigarette.
我會為了菸而殺了所有人。


John Watson
Maybe do some housework. That might take your mind off it. It certainly wouldn' t do the flat any harm.
做些家事吧。這或許會讓你不去留意它。而這肯定不會去損壞這間公寓。


SH
Get Mrs Hudson to do it. She likes looking after us.
讓哈德森太太去做。她喜歡照顧我們。


John Watson
You ask her then.
那你去要求她。


SH
You could always do it.
你可以做這事。


John Watson
Chicken.
懦夫。


SH
We're out of milk.
我們沒有牛奶了。(轉移話題吧，你。)


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(3)這大哥大概是為了偵探之前拒絕了他的好意，而與醫生同住而感到嫉妒吧?(望天)


theimprobableone
your new flatmate sounds stupid you need someone who can match your intellect.
你的新室友聽起來很愚蠢的樣子，你應該找個能符合你的才智的人。


John Watson
Why don't you come pay us a visit? I'd love to meet you.
你何不來拜訪我們?我會想要與你見面的。


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(4)3/23日(醫生那的標題是鑽石永留傳～)(咱的直覺反應是婚戒的廣告詞orz)


SH
As per John's suggestion on his blog at www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk, I'm about to embark on a James Bond 'watch'
遵照約翰在他blog上的建議，我即將觀注下詹姆氏．龐德的手錶。


SH
Oh, this is ridiculous
喔，這真是太扯了。


SH
Preposterous
荒謬


theimprobableone
I prefer citizen kane that's a proper film
我比較喜歡大國民，那是部恰當的電影


SH
Actually, I'm starting to get into this. It's quite exciting!
事實上，我正準備去看它。這真令人興奮!


John Watson
You' d enjoy it a bit more if you gave it your full attention.
如果你專心看的話，你會稍微享受它一點。


SH
Bless you, John, but I don't think it needs that.
感謝你，約翰。但我不認為需要這麼做。


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(5)3/27日(在第二集結束後發的)


Anonymous
Did you get my email?
你有收到我的信嗎?


SH
Yes. And we've deciphered your first message. Terrifying.
有的。而我們已經解開你第一封訊息。真可怕。


Anonymous
I do hope that's not sarcasm.
我真希望這不是個諷刺。


SH
Oh, of course it isn't. If anyone wants to decipher this idiot's second messages, go to the Hidden Messages page.
喔，當然不是。如果任何人想要解開這個愚蠢的第二封訊息的話，去隱藏訊息頁面。


Anonymous
Not going to do it yourself?
你不自己解?


Anonymous
Looks like I'll have to get your attention a different way.
看來我需要用其它方法來得到你的注意。


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(6)3/28日(白俄羅斯)



Barry Berwick
I need ur help. Been arrested for murder in Belarus. People reckon u get people off. Family got money. They'll pay anything.
我需要你的幫忙。在白俄因為謀殺案而被逮捕。人們想你可以讓人被放出。家人會準備錢的，他們會支付任何東西。(這大哥的文法好難懂……。)


SH
You think money interests me?
你認為錢能夠吸引我嗎?


John Watson
YES!
沒錯!(醫生啊= =")


SH
I've never been to Belarus. I'll contact the British ambassador and get your details.
我從來沒去過白俄。我會與大英大使館聯絡，並得到你的詳細資料。(偵探真聽話(汗))


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(7)前後相關，兩則一起看吧!雖然不知道時間點是什麼。


A．



T Thompson
Mutual friend suggested you. All a bit hush-hush. Need help with missing cat.
我們共同的一名朋友建議我來找你。這事有些隱私。需要你幫找一隻失蹤的貓。


SH
I'll call you.
我會聯絡你。


T Thompson
How do you know who I am?
你怎麼知道我是誰?


SH
There are over one hundred T Thompsons in the London area. Nobody would just contact me about a missing cat because they'd know it was beneath me. So it's something else. The cat is just part of the mystery. Why not even indicate what the real problem is? Because you're afraid of public scandal? Meaning you're a public figure. As far as I know, there are two well-known T Thompsons. One of them is a boxer - aka The Major. I've dabbled in that field. Our mutual friend will have your number.

在倫敦有上百個T Thompson。沒有人會因為一隻貓而連絡我，因為他們會知道這會讓我無趣。所以，是其它的事情。這隻貓只是謎團的一部分。為何不直說真正的問題是什麼?因為你擔心社會上的醜聞?這表示說你是個公眾人物。而就我所知就只有兩名出名的T Thompson。是那名拳擊手的機會較高，我有涉及那塊領域，我們共同的朋友會知道你的電話。


B．


SH
Ha! Brilliant! Oh, very very clever! I love it when a criminal knows what he's doing. The cat was in the television! Fake screen. Brilliant.
哈!太棒了!喔，真的真的非常聰明!我喜歡一個犯人知道他在做什麼事情的時候。這隻貓在電視裡頭!假的螢幕。了不起。


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(8)第三封密碼


SH
A third message from my mystery stalker can be found on the Hidden Messages page.
第三封訊息，從我的神秘客那裡得到的。到隱藏訊息頁面找它。


Anonymous
Good luck.
祝你好運。


theimprobableone
I will get it right this time
我這次會答對的!


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(9)去泳池的時候


theimprobableone
i've done it i've worked it out it's SHERLOCK I HAVE FOUND YOU
我辦到了，我知道，這個意思是，夏洛克我找到你了。(大哥，你不是說你鄙棄大寫的嗎?)


theimprobableone
it was a pigpen cipher
這是個豬舍密碼


theimprobableone
hello
哈囉


theimprobableone
thats just rude i worked it out and you dont say thanks
這非常的無禮，我把謎解開了，而你沒說謝謝


theimprobableone
anyone there?!?!?!
有人在嗎?!?!?!(沒有人，大家都在忙)


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(10)1/1日(根據醫生網頁……應該是吧?)


SH
Not sure I can be bothered with this anymore. You all seem to be far more interested in John's blog. Not one of you have read my analysis of tobacco ash so I've taken it down.
不確定我是否會再這裡更新。你們看起來對約翰的blog比較有興趣。沒有人讀我的菸草分析，所以我將它拿掉了。


theimprobableone
I'd much rather read your thoughts than his inane prattling
我比較喜歡讀你的看法，而不是他的空洞言論(大哥，你不是討厭大寫嗎?)


Jacob Sowersby
OMG! John's added one of my videos to his blog!!
天吶!約翰將我的影片放到他的blog上了!!(老兄，你是來亂的嗎?)


theimprobableone
WHAT?!?! WHY HASN'T HE USED ONE OF MINE?!?! IDIOT!!
什麼?!?!為什麼他沒有用我的?!?!白痴!!(你確定醫生知道你是誰???)


John Watson
*comment deleted*
(咱好奇醫生說了啥啊!!!軍人的粗口應該很精采(喂!))


theimprobableone
*comment deleted*
(大哥……你也跟著爆啦?)


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(11)


SH
If you want my help, write to me at 221B Baker Street, London or contact me through John's blog.
如果你需要我的幫忙，寫信到倫敦，貝克街221B。或是在約翰的blog上聯絡我。


theimprobableone
are you not going to update here anymore?
你不會再在這裡更新了嗎?


SH
I don't know. There doesn't seem to be much point in doing so.
不知道。這看起似乎沒有什麼用。


John Watson
Sour grapes?
酸葡萄?(醫生你樂了吧?)(攤手)


SH
Shut up, John.
閉嘴，約翰。




Anonymous：是莫教授應該沒有什麼問題。
theimprobableone：但這位是誰啊?這看起來不像是教授，或是在劇中出現的任何人啊……。講話尖酸苛薄，還會跟醫生對罵，對偵探有無比喜愛，非常嫉妒醫生……。唯一可以確定的，他應該也是名狂人。
SH：偵探啊……。雖然很多人都喜歡寫偵探愛欺負醫生，但事情來說……，偵探應該是完全拿醫生沒法吧?(笑)