那劇裡的故事7-2

神探夏洛克

空靈車

看完了醫生家暴記，非常美好的沒有照原劇演，暈倒什麼的太不符合這名醫生的形象了。
接下來就該進到這一集的另一個主軸!

偵探，是如何從那個狀態下逃脫的呢?
又名，安德森的妄想～

是說，當本人看到安德森老兄時……，花了好長一段時間才想起來他是誰。(攤手)



(二)安德森的妄想

我們必需得承認，要一個人對一件事能夠進行長達兩年的妄想是件很了不起的事。
咱相信裡頭的心路歷程都可以寫出幾本小說了；不知道安德森兄有沒有打算出版：
《我的妄想大全》一書(笑)

1．咱們要相信福家的人才眾多

其實，咱覺得安德森老兄的第一個推論蠻美好的，可惜探長大人直接打槍。(攤手)

咱們簡單的描述一下，他老兄是怎麼推斷的。

前提：偵探沒死

①屍體從何來?
嗯……，是罪犯的屍體，不過就是戴了人皮面具，所以看起來像是偵探而已。(完全忽略身高問題)

②要如何詐屍?
這個嘛，驗屍官是熟人嘛，只是茉莉是共犯就行了。那ㄚ頭不是很喜歡那傢伙的嗎?

③跳下來為何沒死?
綁繩索?

④要如何騙過醫生?
那就有請Derren Brown

是說，要知道那位伯朗先生是誰，請自行google或百度。

好啦～
雖然這個推論看起來相當的美好，但是，要動員的人數太多了，專業度也太高了。那啥米人皮面具啊～到底要什麼時候先準備好呢?
重點是，臉的長度問題。(咳咳咳)


2．真愛的力量大

你問為什麼偵探沒死?
問為啥沒有罪犯的屍身?

這很簡單，因為一切都是個騙局啊～
掉下去的不過是個充氣人偶而已。

他們之所以這麼做，因為，偵探想要擺脫醫生，好跟罪犯在一起啊～(啾)

好吧，這麼歡樂的想法，並不是安德森的主意，而是：

這名妹子。
雖然咱不愛鼻環這點，但這妹子的想法真是歡樂的沒話說。(笑)


3．偶不猜了，快點告訴我啦!

基本上，咱覺得這具骷髏想要表示的是：我糾結的快死了，你就大發好心，告訴我謎底吧!


嘛嘛，雖然這具骷髏頭怎麼看都很假，但是，妹子還是很認真的看了看，探長大人也很認真的將現場封鎖，而偵探也認真的嗅了嗅。每次看他在那嗅東嗅西的，咱都想說，這個呼吸系統以後會有問題吧。(眼神死)

咳。

是說，姑且不管這現場是不是別人刻意安排的啦～
但是，就劇情所表示，這屍骨確實是人的屍骨，那麼，不就該想說發生了具屍體竊盜案嗎?(望天)

好吧，那不是重點。
重點是在現場搜出了一本髒髒的小冊書：《How I Did It》 by Jack the Ripper

看到這本書，後來，難得好心的偵探就去找安德森解答啦～


4．偵探解答篇

戲演到最後十來分鐘，阿編們終於很好心的告訴大家，事情到底是怎麼回事。

『The criminal network Moriarty headed was vast. Its roots were everywhere, like a cancer, so we came up with a plan. 
Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.  Moriarty, in turn, gave us hints, just hints as to the extent of his web. We let him go, because it was important to let him believe he had the upper hand.  And then I sat back and watched Moriarty destroy my reputation, bit by bit. 
I had to make him believe he'd beaten me, utterly defeated me, then he'd show his hand. There were 13 likely scenarios once we were up on that roof. Each of them were rigorously worked out and given a code name. It wasn't just my reputation that Moriarty needed to bury. I had to die.
But the one thing I didn't anticipate was just how far Moriarty was prepared to go.  I suppose that was obvious, given our first meeting at the swimming pool.  His death wish.  
I knew I didn't have long. I contacted my brother, set the wheels in motion. And then everyone got to work. It was vital that John stayed just where I'd put him and that way his view was blocked by the ambulance station. 
I needed to hit the air bag, which I did. Speed was paramount. The air bag needed to be got out of the way just as John cleared the station. 
But we needed him to see a body.  That's where Molly came in.  Like figures on weather clock, we went one way, John want the other. Then our well-timed cyclist... put John briefly out of action, giving me time to switch places with the corpse on the pavement.  
The rest was just window dressing. And one final touch, a squash ball under the armpit. Apply enough pressure and it momentarily cuts off the pulse.』
『Everything was anticipated, every eventuality allowed for. It worked perfectly.
Molly. Molly Hooper? She was in on it?』
『Yes. You remember the little girl who was abducted by Moriarty? You assumed she reacted like that because I was her kidnapper. But I deduced Moriarty must have found someone who looked very like me to plant suspicion and that that whoever he was, had to be got out of the way as soon as his usefulness ended. That meant there was a corpse in the morgue somewhere that looked just like me. 』
『Clever.』
『Molly found the body, faked the records and I provided the other coat. I've got lots of coats.』
『What about the sniper aiming at John?』

『Mycroft's men intervened before he could take the shot.  He was invited to reconsider.』

有興趣的自己看原文。(喂!)

簡單的來說，就是麥哥真偉大～竟然有這麼周密的計劃，與人員的配合。

好啦，那麼為啥偵探可以安然離開那個屋頂呢?是這樣子的啦。

1．準備氣墊
2．準備屍體(先前去綁架小朋友的那一位，最後不知有何下場)
3．裝備屍體(大衣，偵探友情提供)
4．定位醫生，將醫生嚇傻，然後，發生車禍，固定醫生移動路線
5．裝成屍體，血漿……不知是真的還是假的。真的浪費血，假的，不會被識破嗎?
6．用小球球切斷脈搏
7．那些討厭的狙擊手，都被麥哥的狙擊手掛掉啦。
8．茉莉偽造驗屍報告

結論就是說，麥哥真是太強了太強了太強了啊!!!
咦，不是偵探利害?


話說，咱想知道十三種可行的逃脫方法，可惜，劇中並沒有完全說出。當然，也可能是這個數字只是唬爛出來的。

不過，罪犯的屍體……，最後到底到哪裡去了呢?真是令人好奇啊!

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